Sunday, October 18, 2015

Tax Away Day 2015 - Part 2

Sorry for missing Thursday's post. Dan is teaching several trainings over the next week or so, thus he was "too busy" to write the second half of the Away Day Recap... But, without further ado...

Post Games:
Ghanaian food for lunch (prepared by the hotel, not me).  Then, nap time for me. Nap time lasted about 90 minutes.  Then, the plan was to have dance practice and get ready for the evening event.

Oh yeah, dance practice.  So, the planning committee decided that we should do a performance at the end of the evening event and to kickstart the party.  Obviously, this wasn’t a unanimous vote.  But, being the gifted dancer that I am, I was not that upset when the majority agreed to do a dance.  The dances were to Uptown Funk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0) - which I’m sure all readers have heard on the radio – and Shake Body (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qoUU4onORY).  Given my proclivity to “feeling the rhythm,” I’m pretty confident I looked just like the dancers in the second video. 

Anyway, the plan was dance practice then get ready for the evening event.

Unfortunately, lots of things were running on Ghana time (i.e., not on time).  As a result, dance practice turned out to include helping finish setting up the venue and dealing with other issues.  Most notably, power. 

“Daniel, we have a problem.”
“Okay…”
“I’m being told by the technician that we don’t have enough voltage”
“Like power?”
“Yes please.  You see the lights? They’re already going out”
“Okay, so who do I need to talk to?”
“The technician is over there”

“Yo, boss, I hear we have a power problem”
“Yes, someone should have talked to me!”
I then took a bit of berating for the next minute or so.

“Alright, well are there any solutions?”
“We can add another power source”
“Okay, lets do that then”

After talking to a few more people, power issue = troubleshot.

Evening program:
 So the evening program was scheduled to start at 6.  People would arrive, take pictures, grab a drink, then have dinner at 7.  Dinner was a wide variety of food that was as close to “island” or “Hawaiian Luau” as we could get.  We had about 30 roasted chickens and 2 whole goats that were on a rotisserie.  Not quite a pig roast, but we did what we could.

In Ghana time, that means people started to arrive at 7PM and dinner starts at 8PM.  This actually worked out well because while I was dealing with last minute items, I was still in workout clothes.  In fact, when people were taking their pictures and selfies, you can find me in the background of quite a few still in my work out clothes…an interesting contrast to the fancy dress of everyone else. 

But, like most events, everyone will have a good time regardless of the little things that go wrong.  Obviously, I’m a little torn up that the drink umbrellas didn’t make it out, but I don’t think it ruined the atmosphere. 

As some readers may know, Ghanaians generally do not drink alcohol.  When budgeting for the party, we assumed there were about 7 (out of 60 people) who would drink alcohol and we bought beer/wine/liquor accordingly.  Part of that budget was 2 bottles of Johnny Walker Gold Label.  Even among 7 people, that’s a decent amount.

At approximately 10:30, the bartender informs me that the Gold Label is out.  I tell him to open up the second bottle and he informs me that is gone as well.  I look around and none of the 7 drinkers are passed out, so I tell him to get another one from the hotel bar.

At about 11, the bartender informs me that the Gold Label is out, again.  Now I’m starting to realize that a lot of these non-drinking-Ghanaians are having a little extra fun.  I go ahead and tell him to bring two more from the hotel bar.  Neither of which made it home with us.

The whole evening lasted until about 1:30AM, and then Gabby and I hosted an after party until about 3AM.


Since pictures are worth a thousand words, here’s a few thousand-word essay on the rest of the events.  I will note that none of the pictures after 11:30PM (aka, after 5 bottles of whiskey) were shared amongst the group:

Me presenting Gabby with the Hardest Partier award



Video of dance done by Senior Managers:

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